In the Spirit => Laughter => Topic started by: Ruth Ann on Sep 28 2014 04:46:48 PM

Title: This is a warning!
Post by: Ruth Ann on Sep 28 2014 04:46:48 PM


POTENTIAL DANGER OF HORSE HAIR ~ In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans: *reluctance to cook *reluctance to perform housework *reluctance to wear anything but boots *reluctance to work except in support of a horse *physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction) Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end. This was a public service announcement ... Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.

Title: Re: This is a warning!
Post by: olivet on Sep 28 2014 07:05:19 PM
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