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Title: The intersection
Post by: Ruth Ann on Apr 25 2015 08:44:04 PM
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He
did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk,
even though he could have beaten the red light by
accelerating through the intersection. The
tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance
to get through the intersection, dropping her cell
phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on
her window and looked up into the face of a very
serious police officer. The officer ordered her
to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to
the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a
holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached
the cell and opened the door. She was escorted
back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see,
I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing
your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What
Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life'
license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated
Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....
I assumed you had stolen the car."


Title: Re: The intersection
Post by: olivet on Apr 26 2015 12:57:23 AM
 :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: 8)


Title: Re: The intersection
Post by: Colin2000 on May 20 2015 02:04:18 PM
Hi Ruth and All,

I read this for the first time and after coming down it suddenly occurred to me that this model could be applied on here to me,

"I write an occasional post without turning to the LORD first for approval in prayer,  because it is me not Him you know???....?"

"Well I know better don't I!!!.....!"

"Witness, Angels rolling in the aisles perhaps or should that be tears rather than laughter's tears!"

"A whisper in my ear, "Oh wise one?  A whisper in His ear, but He heard it???....?"

I remember your joke above Ruth and wonder what this woman had plastered on her bonnet at her cars front end,  listening to myself sometimes, and say to myself, "Did I say that???....?"

I ask the reader here, do I come over as real or just a twinkle in The LORD'S EYE!!!....!  Is keeping a short slate enough, But isn't JESUS WONDERFUL He Knows little me you know, does He know the stranger reading this too,

Colin2000.