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Title: Heart attacks Horror Story?
Post by: Colin2000 on Mar 11 2013 05:36:23 AM
Hi All,

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/heart-attacks-plagued-ancient-man-002536051.html .

Well if the foot pump fails?

Yours in Christ, for He should know,

Colin.


Title: Re: Heart attacks Horror Story?
Post by: Ruth Ann on Mar 11 2013 11:16:29 AM
Eccl. 1:9     What has been will be again,
      what has been done will be done again;
      there is nothing new under the sun.


Title: Re: Heart attacks Horror Story?
Post by: olivet on Mar 11 2013 02:46:26 PM
Well now, every day we learn that modern scientists are just discovering and that theories are just that


Title: Re: Heart attacks Horror Story?
Post by: Ruth Ann on Mar 11 2013 04:29:02 PM
Frankly, 1/3 of 137 mummies who 'showed signs' of plaque in arteries does not tell us there were the same amount of people having heart attacks and strokes in Egypt 4000 years ago as today.

All it shows is 'there are signs that heart attacks and strokes existed-maybe'.



Title: Re: Heart attacks Horror Story?
Post by: Colin2000 on May 16 2013 07:27:23 PM
Yep folks,

If you are going to search for a reason for dying in this world, a heart attack at the end of all other symptoms and causes of death can squarely be laid at the door of a physically broken-heart-pump!  The machine behaves accurately in stopping working just to make you and I a none profit making nothing!

But I have a great suspicion that spare part surgery today make Frankenstein's monster look very pretty these days?

But not to worry brothers and sisters of Christ, not to worry, for we have been given the promise of everlasting life now and when we shake off this mortal coil, later!

Not only that, when we arise from under The LORD'S heavenly throne, we will be given a new suit of heavenly clothes and that is just our new bodies,

Colin.

PS.  I wonder whether it will have a fig leaf or two or three in the case of the gorgeous woman?


Title: Re: Heart attacks Horror Story?
Post by: olivet on May 16 2013 11:11:27 PM
No need for the fig leaf anymore :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:


Title: Re: Heart attacks Horror Story?
Post by: Colin2000 on May 17 2013 08:52:54 AM
It had crossed my mind Olivet but it was rude enough a comment to make me blush anyway!

Colin.


Title: Re: Heart attacks Horror Story?
Post by: olivet on May 17 2013 01:55:30 PM
Colin

We will be clothed in garments of white I think :)