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« on: Nov 24 2009 12:34:33 AM »

CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
 
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He
acquired his size from too much pi.
 
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out
to be an optical Aleutian.
 
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
 
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was
a weapon of math disruption.
 
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his
work.
 
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
 
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
 
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
 
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
 
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking
into it.
 
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
 
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to
the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
 
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
 
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass..'
 
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his
grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
 
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
 
18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.
 
19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.
 
20. A backward poet writes inverse.
 
21. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count
that votes.
 
22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
 
23. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
 
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 24 2009 12:51:03 AM »

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And they overcame him because of the blood of the Lamb
and because of the word of their testimony,
and they did not love their life even when faced with death
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Revelation 12:11
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