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Falling Off The Horse
The old time priest was galloping down the road, rushing to get to church on time.
Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him to the ground.
In the dirt with a broken leg, the pastor called out,
"All you saints in Heaven, help me get up on my horse!"
Then, with superhuman effort, he leaped onto the horse's back and fell off the other side.
Once again on the ground, he called to Heaven, "All right, just half of you this time!"
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"I can do all things through Him who strengthens me." Philippians 4:13 (NASB)
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“I want to live my life so that every morning
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Maybe half the team
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