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« on: Jan 30 2011 11:00:58 PM »

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Their last name stays put.
The garage is all theirs. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 
Chocolate
is just another snack. They can be President. They can never be 
pregnant.
They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.. They can wear NO shirt 
to a
water park. Car mechanics tell them the truth. The world is their 
urinal.
They never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this 
one is
just too icky. They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a
nut
on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress 
$5000.
Tux rental-$100. People never stare at their chest when they are talking
to
them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle their feet. One mood all 
the
time.


Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. They know stuff about
tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. They can open all
their own jars. They get extra
credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite them, he or she can still 
be
their friend.
Their underwear is $5.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. They almost never have strap problems in public. They are
unable to see wrinkles in their clothes. Everything on their face stays 
its
original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. They 
only
have to shave their face and neck.

They only have to buy one belt for their entire adult life. $15.95. It 
is
a size 34". As they age and get a little belly, they move the belt down 
a
bit....then through the years as they gain a bit more belly....they move 
it
down some more. And when it is bigger than a 9-month baby, the belt
disappears totally, but it is still there under that distended mound of
flesh. Size 34" or maybe a bit stretched out.



They can play with toys all their life. One wallet and one color for all
seasons. They can wear shorts no matter how their legs look. They can 
"do"
their nails with a pocket knife. They have freedom of choice concerning
growing a mustache.

They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.

No wonder men are happier.
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 31 2011 09:06:51 AM »

They don't suffer PMS
                         They get happy at happy hour
                         They have lots of toys wave
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 31 2011 05:20:28 PM »

 laugh laugh laugh laugh

tis true
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« Reply #3 on: Feb 01 2011 05:43:46 AM »

So what's new!
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 01 2011 10:09:36 AM »

Nothing new! Sometimes it's just good to take a good look at the way things are!
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« Reply #5 on: Feb 01 2011 03:11:06 PM »

But Ruth,  I would have to think you know.  It can hurt sometimes doing that!

Colin.
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 01 2011 03:53:32 PM »

Wouldn't want you to hurt yourself, Colin.  laugh
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« Reply #7 on: Feb 01 2011 05:25:14 PM »

 Cool
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