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« on: Feb 08 2011 03:32:35 AM »

Hi All,

"Who flattened the Banana?"

I blame the Germans, come to think of it it could have been The French!

A straight banana does not fly like a boomerang you know.

Yours in Christ, they will be blaming Him next,

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« Reply #1 on: Feb 08 2011 01:16:40 PM »

A banana is curved! I saw that in someone's sig or something.

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« Reply #2 on: Feb 14 2011 11:04:35 AM »

I think some fat civil-servant in Brussels sat on it!

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« Reply #3 on: Feb 14 2011 12:43:37 PM »

 laugh laugh laugh

Yep David has it in his avatar

Oh heck, lets blame the ......
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 14 2011 02:26:20 PM »

Banana's are bent like everything else in this world, especially politics
The banana is the symbol of bentness
This is the philosophy of bendoizm
I'm just trying to find the person who first bent them. Maybe Colin has the answer....?
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« Reply #5 on: Feb 14 2011 07:44:32 PM »

 bananadance bananadance bananadance bananadance bananadance
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 14 2011 09:15:58 PM »

Hi David,

I think it was,  "The News of The World!"

They heard it on the President's private telephone, leaves you speechless you know!!! .... !

Yours in Christ,

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« Reply #7 on: Feb 14 2011 10:07:59 PM »

Bendoizm is just another belief system like all the other izms.

The Truth is out there.
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 15 2011 01:36:28 AM »

RA I'm in shock!

You mean you don't believe bananas are bent??!! Shocked Shocked Shocked

But you are right, we shouldn't idol worship bananas, should we? Roll Eyes

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« Reply #9 on: Feb 15 2011 04:17:38 AM »

Ah to idolise the Banana?

Well it makes a change from TV. and Computer I suppose!

Supposed to be a healthy meal in itself and if you are going bananas it releases the tension you know!

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« Reply #10 on: Feb 15 2011 09:39:21 AM »

Bananas are very good for you! But full of carbohydrates. BUT! Full of potassium. Great for your blood pressure unless you are on a potassium sparing antihypertensive.

Bananas don't seem to be bent. They have a nice curve though. Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: Feb 15 2011 11:28:32 AM »

The flat banana occurs because it is one dimensional, but the 3 dimensional banana sort of hints at the Trinity Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 16 2011 08:30:25 AM »

The flat banana occurs because it is one dimensional, but the 3 dimensional banana sort of hints at the Trinity Smiley

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