A Laugh a Minute!

[Colin2000]

Hi All,

I really couldn't decide where to put this apart from there so anyway here is a letter sent to a new American Anglican Church who has physically walked out of it's old church building and formed a new church down the road in opposition to the old one now called TEC!

They of TEC. have sent this letter to them in the new church demanding that they pay their third instalment tax to their old church!

After picking myself up off the study carpet still weak with laughing at the letter I thought you would like to read it under the title of mutually-induced-insanity!

http://www.americananglican.org/we-have-all-your-stuff-now-but-we-think-you-owe-us-more

It runs rings round Screwtape anyway anytime!  Is there some form of insanity in American so called Christians or is it in the water I wonder.

Ah yes The Lord is wonderful is He not, He has drawn His children out of the old funny farm into the new  over beside you and is marching them into Zion Himself!

Yours in Christ,

Colin.

[a2jgrammy]

 

Just when you think you've heard it all.....

[Ruth Ann]

The temerity of those people!

What made them think this???

[Colin2000]

Desperation Ruth,

They appear in the old Anglican Church now called TEC. to worship money more than the LORD?

They certainly worship immoral sex known as sin!

They call it worldly wisdom,(PC.), sometimes too?

Yours in Christ,

Colin.

[Ruth Ann]

I thought, at first it was need. Need of funds for their church.

But it's like our govt.

If they knew these people were gone, they would need to budget without them. (I was church treasurer for 5 years).

It's called greed, I think.

[Colin2000]

Hi Ruth,

Greed seems to fit very well here from their reaction to their shallow grasp of reality!  Could be a state of shock of a part of their church walking out without carrying the filthy loot with them?  But greed is a more obvious answer perhaps from the brain washed Religious-liberals left behind in that empty building?

But isn't Jesus wonderful, people want to listen to Him and be with Him based on The Bible rather than bask on a bed of money in that empty building!

Yours in His Everlovingtenderkindness,

Colin.