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« on: Jun 02 2012 11:13:17 AM »

Tech  support:    What kind of computer do you have?
Customer:    A  white one...
Tech  support:    Click  on the 'my computer' icon
on to the left of the screen.
Customer:    Your left or my left?
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 02 2012 11:13:36 AM »

Customer:    Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.
Every time I try, it says 'Can't find  printer'.
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor,
but the computer still says he can't find it..
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 02 2012 11:13:56 AM »

Tech  support:    What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer:    A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me
at the 7-11.
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 02 2012 11:14:13 AM »

Customer:   My keyboard  is not working anymore.
Tech  support:   Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer:   No. I can't  get behind the computer.
Tech  support:    Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: !   OK
Tech support:   Did the  keyboard come with you?
Customer:  Yes
Tech support:   That means the keyboard  is not plugged in
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 02 2012 11:14:30 AM »

Customer:   I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support:    Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer:   Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech  support:    Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:   Five dots.
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 02 2012 11:14:51 AM »

Tech  support:    What  anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:   Netscape.
Tech support:   That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer:   Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 02 2012 11:15:16 AM »

Customer:     I have a huge problem. A friend has placed
a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move
the mouse, it disappears.
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 02 2012 11:15:39 AM »

Tech support:    How may I help you?
Customer:   I'm writing my first email.
Tech support:    OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer:   Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address,
but how do I get the little circle around it?
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 02 2012 11:15:56 AM »

This one and the next are our personal favorites!
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a
problem with her printer.
Tech support:   Are you running it under windows?
Customer:   'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a
good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me
is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 02 2012 11:16:16 AM »

And last but not least!
 
Tech  support: 'Okay Bob, let's  press the control and
escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list
in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to
bring up the Program  Manager.'
Customer:   I don't have a P.
Tech  support:   On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:   What do you mean?
Tech support:   'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:   I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 03 2012 11:09:31 AM »

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