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« on: Jun 09 2012 04:48:52 PM »

"Get rich quick. Count your blessings."

"Eternity: smoking or non-smoking?"

"Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet Him)."

"Occupy Church."

"Hot? Our church is prayer-conditioned."

"There's no A.C. in hell either."

"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."

"God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."

"Every day above ground is a good one."



"God answers knee-mail."

"The most powerful position is on your knees."

"A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing."

"Repent now. Avoid the rush on Judgment Day."
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 11 2012 05:11:51 PM »

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I want to live my life so that every morning
when I wake up Satan says, Oh, no! Shes awake!
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