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« on: Jul 18 2012 09:48:19 AM »

A Tale Of Two Doctors
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require hip surgery.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is X-rayed the same day and has an appointment booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting three weeks for an appointment, then waits eight weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then, pending the review board's decision on his age and remaining value to society.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen on Obama care...

In November if he and his Czars get another term, we'll all have to find a good vet.
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 18 2012 11:07:13 AM »

Vaccines for dogs are safer than vaccines for humans uhoh
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