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« on: Sep 11 2012 09:22:02 PM »

A man heard a little voice calling:  "Help me! Help me!"

He looked around and didn't see anyone.

Again it came: "Help me! Help me!"

He looked down and saw a frog. "Help me! If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful woman!"

He put the frog in his pocket.

The frog said: "If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful woman!"

The man said: "I'd rather have a talking frog".

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I want to live my life so that every morning
when I wake up Satan says, Oh, no! Shes awake!
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 11 2012 10:50:12 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 12 2012 12:32:05 PM »

Wasn't he feeling very well?
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"Jesus is Lord!"

The LORD, Isaiah, Isaiah.1:18 ESV.

Jesus, John, John 3:3 ESV.

Jesus, John, John 3:16-18 ESV.

The LORD, Isaiah, Isaiah 55:12 KJV.

Blessed are you when people hate you... Jesus, Luke 6:22-23 ESV.
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 12 2012 04:49:29 PM »

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