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« on: Dec 04 2012 11:16:38 PM »



There were four country churches in a small TEXAS town:
The Presbyterian Church , the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church
and the Catholic Church . Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels
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One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do
about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they Determined
that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't
interfere with God's divine will.

In the BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the
baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and
drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were
twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a
position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the
Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the
squirrels were back.

But -- The Catholic CHURCH came up with the best and most effective
solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the
church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter


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« Reply #1 on: Dec 05 2012 11:26:56 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: Dec 05 2012 11:48:51 AM »

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This is a good Catholic joke, the majority go only to church on Christmas and Easter, they can't fit all the people in, extra masses and even extra rooms are utilized Shocked
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 05 2012 12:14:54 PM »

The same thing happens in protestant churches, Olivet.

I know that through out December I must get mom and I to church early or I won't be able to park close to the door. Mom can't walk far due to her heart failure.
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