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« on: Jan 20 2013 08:43:43 PM »

On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and wife in

Gravenhurst were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10

inches of  snow today. You must park your car on the

even-numbered side of the street, so Snow ploughs can get through conveniently".

So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio

announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow

today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side

of the street, so the snowploughs can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio

announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow

today. You must park......." Then the power went off.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her

face she  said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street

do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"

Then, with all the love and understanding in his voice that men who

are  married to blondes always exhibit, the husband replied,

"Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time?"
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