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« on: Mar 03 2013 04:58:28 PM » |
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One day a pastor of a small church in the country decided to paint his church. Being very frugal, he calculated carefully to spend the absolute minimum on paint. Unfortunately, when he was only halfway finished, he started to realize that he did not have enough paint to complete the job. Not wishing to spend any more money he decided to dilute the remainder of his paint with paint thinner to stretch it out longer. It turned out that he had to repeat this process several times before he finished.
Just when the pastor finished the last brushstroke on the side of the church, all of a sudden, the sky darkened, and it started to rain hard.
As the pastor watched the paint stream down the side of his freshly painted church he cried out in desperation, “Oh Lord! All my hard work has been wasted. What am I to do?”
Just then, a fearsome voice thundered from heaven above: “Repaint, you thinner! And thin no more!”
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when I wake up Satan says, “Oh, no! She’s awake!”
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Ruth Ann
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 03 2013 05:02:40 PM » |
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“I want to live my life so that every morning
when I wake up Satan says, “Oh, no! She’s awake!”
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Colin2000
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 03 2013 06:27:55 PM » |
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A joke Ruth, are you sure?
It could be that the Lord had forgotten to put His teeth in that morning!
Yours in His Everlovingtenderkindness,
Colin.
PS. All thunderbolts redirected to The Bishop of Durham's Office, sorry, The Archbishop of Canterbury's Office!!!....!
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Jesus, John, John 3:16-18 ESV.
The LORD, Isaiah, Isaiah 55:12 KJV.
Blessed are you when people hate you... Jesus, Luke 6:22-23 ESV.
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 03 2013 08:25:14 PM » |
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Colin
That was a real metanoia moment for sure for we are all thinners
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 03 2013 08:39:19 PM » |
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I don't know about the rest of you but I've been feeling a lot thicker lately. Must be my diet.
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But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise;
God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong.
1Cr 1:27
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 03 2013 11:03:00 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 04 2013 06:17:18 AM » |
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The real problem is when you can not see your shoe laces never mind tie them!
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"Jesus is Lord!"
The LORD, Isaiah, Isaiah.1:18 ESV.
Jesus, John, John 3:3 ESV.
Jesus, John, John 3:16-18 ESV.
The LORD, Isaiah, Isaiah 55:12 KJV.
Blessed are you when people hate you... Jesus, Luke 6:22-23 ESV.
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 04 2013 10:00:46 AM » |
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 04 2013 11:20:01 AM » |
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Pregnant? Help!
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"Jesus is Lord!"
The LORD, Isaiah, Isaiah.1:18 ESV.
Jesus, John, John 3:3 ESV.
Jesus, John, John 3:16-18 ESV.
The LORD, Isaiah, Isaiah 55:12 KJV.
Blessed are you when people hate you... Jesus, Luke 6:22-23 ESV.
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